Sad rap song about Jahlil Okafor is sad

 

As if this Philadelphia 76ers season isn't painful enough, someone decided to write and produce a rap song about Jahlil Okafor.

"You wanna win you better ball like you Okafor," it starts, and repeats at least four times.

Just as a reminder, the 76ers currently have nine wins this season.

"We didn't have to tank for Wiggins since we got Embiid / But now we going for Simmons and I'll be damned if next year we ain't winning."

Well, they tanked for the best possible pick and ended up with Embiid. I don't think you could say it was planned that way. Sixers fans definitely wanted Wiggins going in to that draft.

This performer, who goes by the name shark, may also be damned next year.

This may be the first piece of popular culture to mention Isaiah Canaan, Robert Covington, and Jerami Grant.

"I might just have to knock a Boston fan out to show you I'm reppin'," is probably the best line of the whole thing though. That or, "Me and the Sixers got a few things in common. They like to throw up buckets. I like to throw up in buckets after I party."

Sounds unsanitary. 

[via Liberty Ballers]

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