Most people realized one thing when Lane Johnson appeared on the stage at the NFL Draft at Radio City Musical Hall on Thursday night and opened his mouth: dude has a killer accent. Born in Groveton, Texas, the Philadelphia Eagles newest draft pick has been known to tussle with some bears. But like any intelligent human, he's not gonna mess with a BIG bear. He just wrestles with little bears -- puny bears, if you will.
Wonder if he's ever killed a hog with a knife?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Apparently he made the bear tusslin' story up. So sad. For us and the bears.
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