Former Sixers big bald man, Matt Geiger, is having trouble unloading his $20 million estate. Clay Travis had a fun take, "At some point in the millenia to come, after our civilization has
long since passed, Geiger's home is going to be excavated and aliens
will believe he was our god. Sobering." [SbB, Deadspin]
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