"My TV broke and I said, 'Damn, I got to get it off the dresser. And it was right there."
The "it" convicted steroid salesman Kirk Radomski was referring to is a shipping receipt which could prove to be a crucial piece of evidence in the ongoing Roger Clemens investigation. Also found with the Clemens shipping order, according to They Who Must Be Initialed, were similar documents for several other baseball players who were not named in the article.
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So if I'm to understand this correctly, shipping receipts for a banned substance just happened to appear underneath Radomski's bedroom TV... which belongs to a man eager to turn over as much evidence as possible to earn that five-year probation he was given (as an alternative to jail time) for his cooperation with the federal government?
How could such damning evidence be left "accidentally" under Radomski's television set? Fortunately I've discovered a list of other items found beneath this defunct appliance...
- The follow-up to a ransom note, describing where the Lindberghs can pick up their baby
- The real 1993 Best Supporting Actress card which reads "For God's sake, any of them except Marisi Tomei!"
- OJ's "real killers"
- Dissenting-opinion scouting reports on Ryan Leaf
- A master tape labeled "Beatles Reunion Album, 1974" (irreparably damaged)
- Jose Canseco's dignity
Feel free to add to this list. I'm sure Radomski will.