From a commenter named Don, in regards to the raucous behavior at "College Night" at the Phillies game Wednesday.
For those of you not in the area: if you want the full Philadelphia
Sports Fan Experience, vomit and piss all over your bathroom floor
after the first commercials, then pour a pint of warm Bud Light in your
lap. Shout racial and sexual epiphets every 5-10 minutes, and before
the game lets out, punch yourself once, nice and hard, in the throat.
Enjoy the ambience.
I'd like to buy Don a beer. It's not *that* bad, is it? Read his full comment here.
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