Lane Johnson Wrestles Bears (But Not Big Ones! Little Ones, Puny Ones) UPDATE!


Most people realized one thing when Lane Johnson appeared on the stage at the NFL Draft at Radio City Musical Hall on Thursday night and opened his mouth: dude has a killer accent. Born in Groveton, Texas, the Philadelphia Eagles newest draft pick has been known to tussle with some bears. But like any intelligent human, he's not gonna mess with a BIG bear. He just wrestles with little bears -- puny bears, if you will.

Wonder if he's ever killed a hog with a knife?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Apparently he made the bear tusslin' story up. So sad. For us and the bears.


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