My search for videos of the Phanatic celebrating his birthday yesterday with the Zooperstars at Citizens Bank Park came up short, but I did stumble upon this hot jawn by the legendary Monty G. So my efforts were not entirely fruitless.
It's a song destined to top the charts, although I think he could have dropped a couple more dollars on a better set if he wanted to make TRL. Maybe a boat and some Show N Tel dancers at least? [video below]
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