Forget Jayson Werth's return to Philly for a moment, and certainly forget what any of the people in this video have to say about it, because when in the hell did line dancing at a parking lot tailgate become a thing? Whatever happened to drinking beer and listening to some Grateful Dead while tossing a ball around? I must be getting old.
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