The following video contains two of my favorite things: Stephen Colbert and the city of Philadelphia. In it, Colbert attempts to "tongue the crack of liberty" and disobeys orders inside of Independence Hall. He also does his best to reach the summit of the Art Museum steps. Notice a brief cameo by everyone's favorite furry green guy from Galapagos.
Also, The Roots like to break stuff.
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And here he mocks us. Which I'm cool with.