Sports fans LOVE squirrels, everyone else HATES them


Squirrels are basically rats that look a tiny bit cuter. Don't let their looks deceive you.

Squirrels are the worst. Everybody in their right mind hates squirrels. As it should be in this world we are forced to live in.

Except for sports fans! Sports fans are morons and think it's fun and quirky that a little rodent bugger found its way onto a field where football should be playing.

As you can see, a squirrel ran onto the field in Philadelphia during the Eagles' game against the Miami Dolphins. People loved it. People are not smart.

I miss the days of Veterans Stadium where the thousands of rats had the deceny to stay in the parts of the building where they prepared food.

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