Hamels Wins Iowa Caucuses


“I don’t really care about illegal immigration, ethanol subsidies, or the war in Iraq,” said Martha Dinton, 49, of Ames. “Those issues are what everyone talks about, and they’re just not really my concern. What I do
care about is absolutely bitching the batters of the National League
East with a devastating changeup. So for me, Hamels was the natural

Not quite The Onion, but it's a slow news day.

>>Hamels Wins Iowa Caucuses [SSNN]

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