All the absurd Gritty products you never knew you needed

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It’s October, which is arguably the spookiest time of the year. So you might want to get in the spirit with some Gritty-themed items to commemorate the month.

We’ve rounded up a comprehensive list of all the things that have been created in our beloved new mascot’s likeness. We bring you the good, the bad, the ugly and … everything in between.

Behold, all things Gritty.

This mildly threatening T-shirt.

A couch pillow that comes in various sizes that can give your boring old couch some sprucing up.

A phone case for keeping Gritty on call at all times.

Some hand-painted slides for a cheap $90.

A drawstring bag to hold all your other Gritty-themed accessories. Of course, this lets you know the precise, scientific measurement by which you are Gritty (AF).

And this Gritty prayer candle for all your late-game needs when the Flyers get stuck in overtime and you need to call upon a higher power.

Some Reddit users have even gotten creative around making their own Gritty-themed goods.

With all these Gritty products at your disposal, it looks like the nightmare won’t just be limited to Broad Street.

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